How not to pick up girls
And now an important update from Mozzarella.
I am literally parked in the furthest corner of this Starbucks, with my tablet out, my computer on the little table and my backpack on the other stool at the table. The coffee shop is slow and there is lots of space.
I am /conspicuously/ busy, am trying to do homework, look up apartment rates and talk to my friends.
And then the fedora walks in.
Jesus Christ what an asswipe
Dude, I’m just waiting for one of those asshole neck beards to hit on me so I can fuckin tell them off. But I think it’ll never happen because I have such an intimidating look whenever one gets near me hahahahaha xD
the most romantic thing i could think of, is getting fat together with you
i’m gonna cry